I wrote this micro-autobiography for my English class. 10 chapters, 6 words per chapter.
Chapter I – How It All Began: A Concise Summary
Goody Two-Shoes, M.D., marries prodigal druggie.
Chapter II – In Which I Am Welcomed Into Existence
Brother: “Leave her at the hospital!”
Chapter III – A Tender Shoot is Transplanted to a Farm in Thailand
Dad was allergic to the rabbits.
Chapter IV – A Brief Visit to the United States of America
“Is that somewhere in Texas?” NO.
Chapter V – Testimony of Spiritual Rebirth: the Honest Truth
The Left Behind books terrified me.
Chapter VI – In a Charming, Crooked Northern Thai Village
Lush rice-paddies wasted on wasted people.
Chapter VII – Moving to the Opposite Side of the World (Literally)
My passport says I’m American, but...
Chapter VIII – The Christian University of Abilene
Small town, narrow minds, big hearts.
Chapter IX – Epiphany at My Mother’s Childhood Summer Camp
I’ve roots in this foreign land.
Chapter X – Foreshadowing, Fingers Crossed
“And the Oscar goes to...” Me?